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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHUAUAHAHAHAHUAHAHAHZHXXJXKJSKSICISOLAKDCO

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kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

oMF I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

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holytveits:

Oh dear god. Justin Bieber was in Holland yesterday. He went to the Anne Frank house and you want to know what he wrote into the guestbook?

”Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

the worst part was the jealous teenage girls asking who Anne frank is.

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dancingupastorm:

Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.” 

thanks for crushing my dreams

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